Your wish for the rest of the year!

[Leggie]

My wish is that it was over.

[5150]

I wish Bucks tells the players the game starts 30 minutes than it actually does.

[inxs88]

That the following players are stamped:

* Macaffer
* Blair
* Witts
* Brown
* Marley
* Sinclair (retire: concussion)
* Toovey
* Gault
* Frost
* Wyatt

Get games into:

* Goodyear
* Broomhead
* Crocker
* Rupert W.
* Sier
* Oxley
* Phillips
* Marsh

Pursue:

* Michael Hurley
* Mason Wood
* W. Hoskin Elliott
* Marchbank
* Tomlinson
* Prestia
* Hibberd
* Tom Mitchell
* Tom Lamb
* Nathan Fyfe (2017 free agent)
* Sam Reid
* Dean Towers
* Luke Breust (2017 free agent)
* Dustin Martin (2017 free agent)
* Jaegar O'Meara

[1970]

I wish that every single player had gone on with it properly last night, got reported and susbsequently suspended for 6 weeks each so that we didn't have to watch anymore of the shite they consistently serve up.

This team is going nowhere. It's a flagrant abuse of human rights to expect people to have to watch them attempt to play football.

Would it be premature to charter MH370 for the end of season trip?

[Jezza]

[Tezza23]

I am not expecting much - but I want the coaching panel to throw out the current centre square strategy and try something completely new or at least rotate some new personnel through there. I think we are about 16th or 17th for centre square clearances so any change no matter how extreme isn't likely to affect our current effectiveness.

Maybe by someone thinking outside of the square we may be able to address one glaring issue.

[bally12]

Stop handballing backwards.

If the ball-carrier is in trouble, just kick it long, rather than go backwards to usually a stationary target. Going backwards gives that extra time for the opposition to set up defensively and strangle us. Nothing good comes out of it.
I remember the 1st Carlton game when 3 or 4 times about 20thousand Pies fans were screaming in exasperation to "kick it forwards" (expletives deleted).
Go forwards Pies, if nothing more than for our sanity.

[The_Staunton]

Something to be hopeful about

[inxs88]

1. Luke Darcy doesn't bag somebody on Talking footy with the preface "I love .... I'm a big fan.... but...."

2. Marley's papers are stamped
3. Maynard gets dropped for 2 weeks based on that kick in error last Friday
4. We can kick more than 1 goal vs 6 goals in the first quarters
5. We pursue all we have got to sign Michael Hurley who is a game changer for our limp defence
6. We blood youth and future prospects such as Phillips, Goodyear, Rupert W, Crocker, Sier (2 games), Oxley, Broomhead, De Goey (after a 2 match spell).
7. Give Goldsack 4 matches and see what he has got
8. Omit Brown and Blair: we know what they've got
9. Play Cloke and either fatten him up for trade or retention
10. Ban: Bruce from Hawthorn matches, Lingy from Geelong games, Dwayne Russell from every game, Alistair Lynch from talking period and limit David King to one stat per episode

[Presti35]

How could I forget?

My wish for the rest of 2016 is that....

Collingwood VFL win the Premiership!

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

[Mugwump]

[RudeBoy]

[inxs88]

[The_Staunton]

According to Jacko on Open Mike we need to putting in a call to old Donnie Davenport, skills guru...