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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:12 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
^^^

https://twitter.com/rvkgrapevine

"The worst defeat in our history. England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland": https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_AmAQWAAAQ483.jpg


I heard of a couple of others.

The English team manager is on $X million per year, the Iceland Manager is a part time dentist

England, the first country to exit Europe twice in a few days.

Following England losing to Iceland there are now petitions being started that the game replayed until England wins.

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watt price tully wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:
^^^

"The worst defeat in our history. England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland": https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_AmAQWAAAQ483.jpg


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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:38 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:
^^^

https://twitter.com/rvkgrapevine

"The worst defeat in our history. England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland": https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_AmAQWAAAQ483.jpg


I heard of a couple of others.

.....

England, the first country to exit Europe twice in a few days.



Love it

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:27 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:
^^^

https://twitter.com/rvkgrapevine

"The worst defeat in our history. England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland": https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_AmAQWAAAQ483.jpg


I heard of a couple of others.

The English team manager is on $X million per year, the Iceland Manager is a part time dentist.

That's partly true.

There's a joint managerial partnership at Iceland. Lars Lagerback has been managing Iceland since 2011 previously coaching Sweden throughout all of the 2000s and Nigeria for a year in 2010.

The other manager, Heimir Hallgrimmson was an assistant with Iceland between 2011-2013 before signing a joint managerial contract with Lagerback. Hallgrimmson has remained a part-time dentist throughout this time.

Lagerback plans to retire after Iceland's Euro 2016 campaign ends, and Hallgrimmson will be the sole full-time role as manager of Iceland after that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr04DJPjbAI
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:39 pm
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Jim Jefferies on Twitter.

Very much anti Trump, some leftie numbats decided to have a go at him because he's a wealthy celebrity living in LA and wouldn't understand, cos LA isn't really the USA. (He's on your side dickheads)

The boy bit back and hilarity ensued. Laughing

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So, just had a conversation with mum about renewable energy, based on something we watched on The Project.

Started off with mum asking the question why we need all this shit, how can solar or win heat your house, don't these people use clothes dryers etc.

Mum grew up in the bush in the 1940's with kerosene lamps and wood heating.

Edited conversation went something like this.

Me. Burning coal creates smoke and pollution and shit, yeah?
Mum. Yes
Me. Ok, and it doesn't matter how you make the electricity, once it gets in the grid it works the same, yeah?
Mum. Ok, yes.
Me, so whether you believe in climate change or not, if technology lets us make the same electricity without all the pollution from coal and digging big fkn holes in the ground to get it, isn't that a good thing?
Mum. I suppose so, yes
Me. So what's the problem?

End of discussion. Laughing

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http://www.americanow.com/story/world/2016/07/31/story-man-whose-penis-was-cut-scorned-wife-takes-unexpected-turn-photos?fb=ov



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Hehehe!


Bitch.

Wait til she's asleep with her period and replace her tampon with a party popper.

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You mean a fire cracker?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:38 pm
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^

Sort of, the ones that explode and shoot out streamers when you pull the string.

That would open your eyes in the morning. [/img]

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Disclaimer on our booking confirmation:

Damaraland is Elephant habitat and Elephant frequently visit Camp Xaragu. Camp is not fenced. Thus its not possible to refund monies for cancellations due to the presence of elephant.

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Hearing that Essendon want a player of the caliber of Rance in exchange for Michael Hurley.
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