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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate?
Never
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Once or twice a month at most
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Once a week
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Three or four times a week
34%
 34%  [ 8 ]
Once a day
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Several times a day
21%
 21%  [ 5 ]
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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:09 pm
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Did it once in the Morning - Twice This Afternoon - and Tonight is not done
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:53 am
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Nice bump


And grind

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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:34 am
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think positive wrote:
Nice bump


And grind


Yeah - Had 1 more tonight

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:54 am
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You're a spunk machine.

Those were the days.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:37 am
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Ever get the feeling Dave is playing us!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:41 am
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Where can I get the feeling Dave is playing us?
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Dangles 

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:45 am
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think positive wrote:
Ever get the feeling Dave is playing us!


Not as much as he's playing with himself.
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I hope none of you blokes who responded in the affirmative are of Islamic faith Razz

A MUSLIM televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/muslim-televangelist-warns-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/story-e6frfmyi-1227370529810?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=entertainment

Televangelists are just so loopy they are funny Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:24 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
I hope none of you blokes who responded in the affirmative are of Islamic faith Razz

A MUSLIM televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/muslim-televangelist-warns-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/story-e6frfmyi-1227370529810?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=entertainment

Televangelists are just so loopy they are funny Laughing


People Believe that Crap? Shocked

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:44 pm
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Pregnant hands? Not me. I prefer autofellatio.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:44 am
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Tannin wrote:
Pregnant hands? Not me. I prefer autofellatio.


I'd rather pregnant hands than tonsils. Especially with curvature of the spine thrown in.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:31 pm
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Here you go DTM, an opportunity to use your............proclivities...........for a positive purpose.

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EIGHTY-FIVE percent of donated sperm in Victoria is being used by single and gay women to create babies, a new report shows.

But as demand for assisted reproduction soars, the state is facing a severe shortage of sperm donors, according to the annual report of the Victorian Assisted Reproductive Treatment Authority.

The report states that heterosexual couples comprise just 15 per cent of families formed as result of donor conception in Victoria in 2014-15.

This is the first time VARTA has collected information about the relationship status and sexuality of women using donor sperm.

Single and gay women have legally been able to use donor sperm in Victoria since the law changed in 2010.


VARTA CEO Louise Johnson said there was “still not enough sperm”.

“The IVF clinics are reporting a need for a greater diversity of sperm donors coming forward so there is a greater diversity of men for women to choose from,” she said.


At the rate you produce the stuff you could single handedly (pun intended) solve the shortage. Razz

Get in there and whack one away for the lesbians.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sperm-donor-shortage-looms-as-demand-soars-in-victoria/story-fni0fit3-1227562400091

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stui magpie wrote:
Here you go DTM, an opportunity to use your............proclivities...........for a positive purpose.

Quote:
EIGHTY-FIVE percent of donated sperm in Victoria is being used by single and gay women to create babies, a new report shows.

But as demand for assisted reproduction soars, the state is facing a severe shortage of sperm donors, according to the annual report of the Victorian Assisted Reproductive Treatment Authority.

The report states that heterosexual couples comprise just 15 per cent of families formed as result of donor conception in Victoria in 2014-15.

This is the first time VARTA has collected information about the relationship status and sexuality of women using donor sperm.

Single and gay women have legally been able to use donor sperm in Victoria since the law changed in 2010.


VARTA CEO Louise Johnson said there was “still not enough sperm”.

“The IVF clinics are reporting a need for a greater diversity of sperm donors coming forward so there is a greater diversity of men for women to choose from,” she said.


At the rate you produce the stuff you could single handedly (pun intended) solve the shortage. Razz

Get in there and whack one away for the lesbians.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sperm-donor-shortage-looms-as-demand-soars-in-victoria/story-fni0fit3-1227562400091


Would I get payed for it like they do in America?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:22 pm
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Not sure, ring em and ask.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:54 pm
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I don't think so. It's like giving blood, I think - for some reason, there's a taboo against paying for donations here.
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