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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:08 am
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It was the result we feared. And considering we're dealing with a guy who toys with fear like a child plays with a Rubix cube, that's saying something.

Crane's poisons are typically complex in their make-up, requiring specialised computer analysis that only I have access too (the police budget only goes so far these days, even with the funds they get from the foundation). This time, however, we caught a break: a chemical recipe scrawled on the blackboard of his hideout. With it, we can reverse-engineer an antidote. Obviously Scarecrow didn't have time to destroy the evidence before we got here. The gangly bastard, however, remains at large.

Or, it could be a trap, a fake formula designed to backfire on me. Luckily, the cave has specific facilities to deal with such things. I'll be careful.

The break we caught was also one that the rest of you can enjoy, for entwined within the formula were more of these fancy gibberish lines that I've come to know and love (and sometimes hate). Well, maybe not so much enjoy as... appreciate, maybe. Or just take for what it is.

Here's what we found. Now, I have work to do. An antidote needs to be created and Scarecrow is still on the loose. I also have to mull over the possibility of going back into the archives and re-visiting that "Never Fear" fiasco from '97, with a view to potentially re-engineering it to remove Cloke's fear of kicking for goal (or The Body's fear of taking a mark)...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:09 pm
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MagpieBat wrote:
It was the result we feared. And considering we're dealing with a guy who toys with fear like a child plays with a Rubix cube, that's saying something.

Crane's poisons are typically complex in their make-up, requiring specialised computer analysis that only I have access too (the police budget only goes so far these days, even with the funds they get from the foundation). This time, however, we caught a break: a chemical recipe scrawled on the blackboard of his hideout. With it, we can reverse-engineer an antidote. Obviously Scarecrow didn't have time to destroy the evidence before we got here. The gangly bastard, however, remains at large.

Or, it could be a trap, a fake formula designed to backfire on me. Luckily, the cave has specific facilities to deal with such things. I'll be careful.

The break we caught was also one that the rest of you can enjoy, for entwined within the formula were more of these fancy gibberish lines that I've come to know and love (and sometimes hate). Well, maybe not so much enjoy as... appreciate, maybe. Or just take for what it is.

Here's what we found. Now, I have work to do. An antidote needs to be created and Scarecrow is still on the loose. I also have to mull over the possibility of going back into the archives and re-visiting that "Never Fear" fiasco from '97, with a view to potentially re-engineering it to remove Cloke's fear of kicking for goal (or The Body's fear of taking a mark)...

http://win-cdn220-is-2.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-07/772132/COLL_V_WCE_RD-2048-1619422281.mp4

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That is not even worth Watching

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:01 am
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Dave The Man wrote:
That is not even worth Watching


Purely for archival purposes, Dave.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:50 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
That is not even worth Watching


You can say that again Dave...

MagpieBat, we have a new enemy: The Sherrin Slaughterer.
He is infecting our playing group - what can be done to eradicate him?

Dyso

ps. failing that; more archiving...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:20 pm
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Ugh, again? Seriously?

This is getting old really fast. But anyhow...

Harvey Bullock. Controversial at the best of times, polarising at the worst. Fat, arrogant, stubborn, loudmouth, tenacious, politically incorrect, more likely to beat out a confession than to cleverly extract it. And those are among his better qualities. No wonder they call him the Bulldog.

Yet for all those flaws, there are few at the GCPD Gordon will vouch for more than this guy. Bullock may be old school, but he's not bent. Beneath that larger than life exterior is the heart of someone dedicated to justice. And like him or loath him, he's one hell of a cop.

He's also not one of my fans. I suspect the only thing between him and his issuing me a warrant for my arrest is Gordon. Well, Gordon and the fact that I can flip Bullock's fat arse without even thinking about it...

So imagine my surprise when I turned up to the roof of GCPD headquarters to answer the signal, only to find Bullock waiting for me instead of the Commissioner. Not the most likely of meetings, I would have thought. But Bullock had something for me he thought I might be interested in. Turns out he came across some more of these illegible strings of whatever during a bust on one of Thorne's operations.

I'm more surprised that Bullock managed to write them down legibly in his notebook without spilling coffee or dropping donut icing or cigar ash on the pages, but there's a first time for everything, I suppose...

Here's what turned up when I uploaded the data to the Batmobile's scanner. Now, to swing by Rupert Thorne's place for a little 'chat'...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:37 pm
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piedys wrote:
MagpieBat, we have a new enemy: The Sherrin Slaughterer.
He is infecting our playing group - what can be done to eradicate him?

Dyso

ps. failing that; more archiving...


I don't kill, so eradication isn't an option.

So I guess the only alternative is to catch him and send him to Arkham Asylum (or Blackgate Prison, if he's just a run-of-the-mill sane killer), where he'll inevitably get on the merry-go-round of daring escape > beating at the hands of the Batman > capture > incarceration > daring escape > beating at the hands of the Batman > capture > incarceration and so on.

It's a f-cked up way of administering justice, but it sells a hell of a lot of video games and movies and comics and T-shirts, so why tamper with a working business model...? Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:47 am
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I'm really getting jack of this crap. But the war goes on...

Ra's al Ghul (pronounced "Ray-sh", not "Rah-rs"... a common mistake). Or as the underworld more colloquially knows him, the Demon's Head. I once thought he was a legend. Unfortunately, he is quite real. And even more unfortunately, he has the habit of popping up out of the ground when it is least convenient (literally, he pops right out of the ground... those Lazarus Pits don't just float around in the sky, you know...)

And on this little rampage, he managed to emerge victorious. Analysis of the crime scene at the museum reveals that only one object was stolen from the collection: that of an 8 year winning streak. It is not known when such an item might one day again be in the hands of the historians, which makes its theft (or perhaps bequeathing?) all that much more harder to stomach...

His heist comes at precisely the wrong time, for Gotham's latest enemy, the so-called Sherrin Slaughterer, is on the loose. And as yesterday's car crash demonstrated, his depravity is starting to run rampant through the group. I have to stop him. But I also have to chase down this latest lead on Ra's al Ghul.

Before I forget, I found more of this complicated nonsense at the crime scene, scrawled on the floor in a paint that only the infra-red lenses in the cowl would detect. No doubt Ra's had some of his men deface the marble while the rest made off with the merchandise...

Here's what I turned up. Now to track down Ra's, capture the Sherrin Slaughterer and, somewhere in-between all of that, hook up with Talia...

http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-08/776816/COLL_V_MELB_RD-2048-146764953.mp4

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:59 am
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If you paid full price for these, do you think they'd let you have one where the Magpies win?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:33 pm
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His heist comes at precisely the wrong time, for Gotham's latest enemy, the so-called Sherrin Slaughterer, is on the loose. And as yesterday's car crash demonstrated, his depravity is starting to run rampant through the group. I have to stop him...


Oh man, I HATE that freaken Sherrin Slaughterer!
Word on da street is, he gonna bring down both Collingwood and Carlton dis week..
MagpieBat, our fate is in your hands... Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:20 am
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Finally! FI-NA-LLY!

It's been a long 6 weeks. 6 weeks of terror and despair. But finally, after nearly two months of toil, a breakthrough. The Sherrin Slaughterer's crimes has been gruesome, but without pattern. His randomness and unpredictability have made it hard to track him down. But then yesterday, I caught a major stroke of luck.

It seems this new terror on Gotham's streets is in league with Black Mask, operating under Sionis' protection for reasons unknown at this time. Suffice to say, they can't be good. While listening in on the wiretap I had installed previously on Roman Sionis' phone during another case, I discovered that the Slaughterer is holed up at the old Sionis' Industries steel mill in the Industrial District. I'm heading there now to bring him to justice. There will be no escape for him this time.

And then, I'm going after Black Mask.

Before I jump into the Batmobile (literally I jump into it when I'm heading out on patrol... what can I say? I like to do things in style...), I also managed to stumble across another batch of gibberish strings while listening in on Black Mask's conversation. It seems that, amongst other things like drugs and organised crime, Roman Sionis is also a Carlton supporter. That just makes me hate him even more...

Here's what I found. Now, to take down the Sherrin Slaughterer and drag his sorry arse to a newly minted padded cell at Arkham...

http://lon-cdn220-is-1.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-08/779235/COLL_V_CARL_RD-2048-745533916.mp4

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:43 am
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Annnnnd, we’re back to this again.

It was the false fruits of hope. The events of last week were simply too good to be true, in spite of their ugliness and unconventionality. Only one person could be responsible for invoking such temptation in a warm-blooded man - Poison Ivy.

Tell you the truth, I’ve always liked Ivy. Were it not for her whole desire to destroy the human race, I could quite easily join in with her environmentalism, being something of a greenie myself. Unfortunately, the more I tangle with her, the crazier she gets. Like a jilted ex.

She’s also very predictable. Whenever she’s on the loose, it’s always the same hideout: Robinson Park. Fair enough too, I suppose. After all, it’s one of the last pieces of the natural environment of the islands Gotham is built upon left untouched by development. As I pushed through the park, I noticed that the vines were coiling themselves in a rather unusual formation, which is saying something, considering the unreality of vines coiling themselves like tentacles on a predator in the first place.

It took me a while, but I finally figured out that the vines were arranging themselves in such a way as to spell out yet more of this ongoing letters and numbers crap that we’ve grown used to seeing every week. That was the good news, along with Ivy promising to be a good girl and not kill anybody for 5 minutes.

The bad news was, after a radio transmission from Alfred, I became alerted to the fact that the Sherrin Slaughterer had escaped from Arkham, just days after I captured and incarcerated him. Do these idiots even try to keep those freaks in anymore…?

Never mind, he can’t have gotten far. After all, I did fracture his tibulas and fibulas in the process of capturing him last time, along with dislocating his shoulders and re-arranging his rather ugly face, so he can’t have hobbled far...

Here’s the gibberish. Now, to re-capture old mate Slaughterer. And get my hands on some weed killer…

http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-08/781497/SYD_V_COLL_RD-2048-1285366185.mp4

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:04 pm
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What a f-cking mess.

I haven't seen such a pathetic broken sack of shit since the Joker took to Jason Todd with an iron bar. And considering how badly he beat Jason in that story, that's saying something. Mind you, I wonder if there would be public support for such a telephone stunt at Collingwood...?

The victim in this case was killed by an extreme act of butchery. Only one person could be responsible for such depravity - the Sherrin Slaughterer, still on the loose after his escape from Arkham last week. Just how he is managing to get around on those shattered tibulas and fibulas, I do not know...

Autopsy results show that the butchery wasn't just recent, but rather it had been committed without mercy or remorse over the last 8 weeks, progressively becoming more damaging to the victim, culminating in total destruction yesterday. It was a grisly sight.

Closer examination of the body found, carved into the skin, yet more of this letters and numbers gibberish which has been teasing and taunting me all throughout this year. I am getting heartily sick and tired of it, I must say.

Here's what we found. Now, to track down the Sherrin Slaughterer and bring him (back) to justice...

http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-08/784004/COLL_V_RICH_RD-2048-1956354649.mp4

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:19 pm
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MagpieBat wrote:
.... Only one person could be responsible for such depravity - the Sherrin Slaughterer, still on the loose after his escape from Arkham last week. Just how he is managing to get around on those shattered tibulas and fibulas, I do not know...

Autopsy results show that the butchery wasn't just recent, but rather it had been committed without mercy or remorse over the last 8 weeks, progressively becoming more damaging to the victim, culminating in total destruction yesterday. It was a grisly sight.


MagpieBat, word on the street is that in two weeks time, if not apprehended by your goodself, then the Sherrin Slaughterer will disappear underground and out of sight until the pre-season of 2016.

Commissioner Buckley is very worried, as he should be...
I'm hearing Sgt.Thompson is looking to be promoted, having escaped a recent lynching at Essendon station...

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MagpieBat wrote:
What a f-cking mess.

I haven't seen such a pathetic broken sack of shit since the Joker took to Jason Todd with an iron bar. And considering how badly he beat Jason in that story, that's saying something. Mind you, I wonder if there would be public support for such a telephone stunt at Collingwood...?

The victim in this case was killed by an extreme act of butchery. Only one person could be responsible for such depravity - the Sherrin Slaughterer, still on the loose after his escape from Arkham last week. Just how he is managing to get around on those shattered tibulas and fibulas, I do not know...

Autopsy results show that the butchery wasn't just recent, but rather it had been committed without mercy or remorse over the last 8 weeks, progressively becoming more damaging to the victim, culminating in total destruction yesterday. It was a grisly sight.

Closer examination of the body found, carved into the skin, yet more of this letters and numbers gibberish which has been teasing and taunting me all throughout this year. I am getting heartily sick and tired of it, I must say.

Here's what we found. Now, to track down the Sherrin Slaughterer and bring him (back) to justice...

http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/platform_release_geo/content/Sifo/2/2015-08/784004/COLL_V_RICH_RD-2048-1956354649.mp4

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Don’t know why people would want to watch that again

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:26 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
Don’t know why people would want to watch that again


As I keep saying, archival purposes...

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