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| Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate? |
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8% |
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0% |
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| Once a week |
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17% |
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| Three or four times a week |
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34% |
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| Once a day |
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17% |
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21% |
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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We all have sex organs. Most respondents to the poll masturbate on a fairly regular basis. What's so weird about reading about someone else doing it?
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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No problem reading about it, just no video blogs thanks. 
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pietillidie
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Yes, and I notice some of you have sticking keys—god only knows what your mice are like!
Nick's could've solved its funding issues with a single Amazon partner link in this thread alone!
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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| stui magpie wrote: | | No problem reading about it, just no video blogs thanks. |
That is when it would get a bit Weird 
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Dangles
Balmey Army
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| Does it count if you don't use your hands? |
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Can I count if I don't use my fingers?
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KenH
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Does it count if I use someone's else hand?
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Tannin
Can't remember
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You could always try using someone else's peni---- Let's not go there.
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stui magpie
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Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Dutch Rudder time?
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Dangles
Balmey Army
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KenH
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Ever played soggy biscuit?
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stui magpie
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| KenH wrote: | | Ever played soggy biscuit? |
Ehhhh, nah. That's one of the 2 times a bloke would be happy to be a premature ejaculator.
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| David wrote: | | We all have sex organs. Most respondents to the poll masturbate on a fairly regular basis. What's so weird about reading about someone else doing it? |
Sex organs! I'm just trying to imagine you talking dirty!
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Just pretend he's a Kiwi.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Even as a kiwi I can't but help think he'd be an abject failure on the phone sex line. 
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