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| Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate? |
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8% |
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| Once or twice a month at most |
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0% |
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| Once a week |
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17% |
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| Three or four times a week |
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34% |
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| Once a day |
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17% |
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| Several times a day |
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21% |
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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| The Prototype wrote: | | Ben Stiller got it in his hair in a movie, so I guess he came close. |
Yeah - I am not that bad at it
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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| Quote: | Ohhh, sorry. I was barking up the wrong tree.
As Stui says, tissues will be your friend. Particularly wet wipes. I don't always have a shower after sex (who can be bothered at 3 in the morning?), but I figure that's a decent compromise.
Now, who here has ever gone to a chemist because they got semen in their eye? That wasn't fun. Sad |
I am not that bad of a Shot. That would be Awkward for you to ask at the Chemist for it and why
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Ha, neither am I! But perhaps that's a story for another time. 
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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We should make a movie, this is great 😂😂😂
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| The Prototype wrote: | | Ben Stiller got it in his hair in a movie, so I guess he came close. |
"Came" close to what?
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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legendary episode!!
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The Prototype 
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| The Prototype wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | "Came" close to what? |
To having an eye full like David seemed to. His er landed in the hair in the movie, so I guess it could be possible.  |
Peter North could land it in your glass while you weren't looking from across the room.
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| stui magpie wrote: | | The Prototype wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | "Came" close to what? |
To having an eye full like David seemed to. His er landed in the hair in the movie, so I guess it could be possible. |
Peter North could land it in your glass while you weren't looking from across the room. |
What young guy hasn't given themselves an unexpected facial once or twice while reclining back on ones bed?
Sadly today ones arrival resembles more an overflowing sink.
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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Ewwwwwwwwwww
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luvdids 
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
Location: work
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| OMG, disappear for a little while and come back to this?? |
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5150
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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| luvdids wrote: | | OMG, disappear for a little while and come back to this?? |
Hi, welcome back.
I notice that "several times a day" has just gone up to 27% - must be coincidence hey...
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luvdids
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
Location: work
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| 5150 wrote: | | luvdids wrote: | | OMG, disappear for a little while and come back to this?? |
Hi, welcome back.
I notice that "several times a day" has just gone up to 27% - must be coincidence hey...
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lol.
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| luvdids wrote: | | I plead the 5th |
I generally plead for the 1st, happily suggest the 2nd, acquiesce to the 3rd, am reluctantly persuaded to try the 4th, and go down the pub to escape the 5th. Your mileage may vary.
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