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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:19 am
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Superb selections as always
The real question is "Who goes the knuckle on Razor Ray when he makes a BS decision?"

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September Zeros 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:55 am
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Another bumper squad. Let's tear these peptide junkies a new one.
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jackcass Cancer



Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Bendigo

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:07 pm
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think better wrote:
Pies pies pies ,,,,, er.......Spam, spam, spam ,spam wonderful spam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o


I love it!
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Jezza Taurus

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:45 pm
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Absolutely pumped! It's a beautiful sunny day and I'm raring to go on the big stage!

We need to rectify what happened last year on ANZAC Day!

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Tannin Capricorn

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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:08 pm
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jackcass wrote:
think better wrote:
Pies pies pies ,,,,, er.......Spam, spam, spam ,spam wonderful spam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o


I love it!


Me too, and I'm not afraid to admit that my mature, balanced, and thoughtfully disciplined selection process went straight out the window after that post and I said "bugger the process, think better is IN!"

I know that skit well, of course, and could probably once have recited it from memory, but strange to say, I don't think I've ever actually seen it before. I first heard it back in the days when I used to wag school and go over the road to the university Student Union where, among other things strange, amusing and wonderous, they had a record room. They had about a dozen turntables and you paid a small deposit on a pair of headphones, asked to have whatever you wanted to listen to put on (so long as they were not all already in use) and went into the small listening room, which had 20 or 30 comfortable chairs distributed around the walls, each one equipped with a headphone socket and a dial to select your desired channel. With half-decent luck, someone would pass a joint around. The various Monty Python records were perennial favourites. You could always tell who else was on (say) channel 5 because you could see various people scattered around the room in their own private headphone universes suddenly all laughing at the same time.

Ahh ... sweet nostalgia. Smile

Anyway, I listened to the Spam scene any number of times, but this is the first time I've ever seen it, and it's just as funny now as it was 40 years ago. And, these days, I'm not even bent! Well, not in any chemical sense, unless you count copious cups of tea.

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4pies Capricorn



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:11 pm
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I hope that you found a new supplier of dimmies, last weeks lot tasted like minced rubber gloves dipped in egg and chives wrapped in Asian dum sim sheets!
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35forever 

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Joined: 23 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:23 pm
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Oh... my ... GOD!

Straight back into the mix! Ever seen anyone kick 6 from the back pocket!?

And just quietly, last time I was a regular in the side was 2010...

... didn't something rather good happen that year? And if we win from 36 points down in the first it could be the catalyst for something good happening THIS year!

(Sorry 'bout that first quarter coach, just took me a while to get my head back into the game!)

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:39 pm
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Tremendous effort boys. Very pleased with all of you. Have a week off, lads. Each of you will find an all-expenses paid ticket to Bali on the top shelf of your locker, and a nice little wad of pocket money. (See Swoop for your recreational chemical requirements, and Breadcrawl for your other recreational needs.)

Think Positive? A word in your ear please.

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AN_Inkling 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:45 pm
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I was picked was I? Well, that'll learn me to check the team sheet before, not after, the game. I see we had a good win anyway. It seems some of the deadwood are finally putting in an effort. I might even go to the trouble of turning up next time. Well done boys!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:58 pm
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Goats milk enemas for all!!
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:07 pm
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Swoop 1

Dank 0

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Jezza Taurus

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:34 pm
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Well done everyone! That was awful at the start but fantastic response by everyone from the players to the coach!

Bring on the Scum! Very Happy

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Brown26 



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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:43 am
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I volunteer to take out Razor Ray next week. I volunteer to take out anyone actually. Did you all see Lindsay Thomas' limp over in Freo - I heard he had an accident in Woolies. Coped a rather nasty bread roll to the thigh. It was messy. Yesterdays bread too I believe, slightly stale....

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John Wren Virgo

"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:45 am
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AN_Inkling wrote:
I was picked was I? Well, that'll learn me to check the team sheet before, not after, the game. I see we had a good win anyway. It seems some of the deadwood are finally putting in an effort. I might even go to the trouble of turning up next time. Well done boys!


it'd be nice if someone reminded the team to actually turn up for the start of the game. 2.40pm start not 3.20pm.

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sixpoints 



Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Location: Lulie Street

PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:54 am
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I was on my fourth pint and well ensconced up in the Rooftop Bar of the Corner Hotel when I realized I was back on the interchange bench. The beers, the rushing and hurried change into uniform explains my rather lackluster display.
Rushing onto the ground to give Pendles a spell, I could hear the cries "he's done his navicular!". But no, I had put my boots on the wrong feet and added to the earlier imbibing I was having difficulty running in a straight line.
The ensuing "disgusting off ball incident" can then be explained. In no way did I tackle that Essendon water carrier. I needed assistance and reached out to the nearest body I could fine. Calling it a "head high tackle to an opposition support personnel member 100 meters off the ball", is grossly
inaccurate. I don't think she was even hurt.
I will however apologies for the resultant 50 metre penalty & goal they received.
If all goes well at the Tribunal, I'm still up for selection next week if required.
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